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Read online The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11).pdf PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11) In their desperate search for something lost the Baudelaire children encounter new and terrible horrors including mushrooms a mechanical monster a distressing message from a lost friend and tap dancing Ages .

Dear Reader .

Unless you are a slug a sea anemone or mildew you probably prefer not to be damp You might also prefer not to read this book in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair underwater .

In fact the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list and you wouldn t want me even to mention the worst of it which includes mushrooms a desperate search for something lost a mechanical monster a distressing message from a lost friend and tap dancing .

As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans lives You on the other hand may delve into some happier book in order to keep your eyes and your spirits from being dampened .

With all due respect Lemony Snicket by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist

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The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)
Title:The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)
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ISBN:0064410145
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Number of Pages:323
Category:fiction, young-adult, childrens, fantasy
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The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7), The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3), The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #10), The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4), The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6), The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11), The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9), The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5), The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1), The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2)
Violet Klaus and Sunny are at first optimistic attending school is a welcome change for the book loving trio and the academy is allegedly safe from the dreaded Count Olaf who is after their fortune br br Dear Reader br br If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school look elsewhere Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire arc intelligent and resourceful children and you might expect that they would do very well at school Don t For the Baudelaires school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives br br Truth be told within the chapters that make up this dreadful story the children will face snapping crabs strict punishments dripping fungus comprehensive exams violin recitals S O R E and the metric system br br It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters but you may be more comfortable getting a good night s sleep In that case you should probably choose some other book br br With all due respect br Lemony Snicket, p i Dear Reader i p p If you have just picked up this book then it is not too late to put it back down Like the previous books in A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery despair and discomfort and you still have time to choose something else to read p p Within the chapters of this story Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase a red herring some friends in a dire situation three mysterious initials a liar with an evil scheme a secret passageway and parsley soda p p I have sworn to write down these tales of the Baudelaire orphans so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them but if you decide to read something else instead you will save yourself from a heapful of horror and woe p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p, Dear Reader br br You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake so please put it down Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V F D has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows an angry mob a newspaper headline the arrest of innocent people the Deluxe Cell and some very strange hats It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children s lives and write them all down but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing such as reading another book instead br br With all due respect br br i Lemony Snicket i, Dear Reader br br If you have picked up this book with the hope of finding a simple and cheery tale I m afraid you have picked up the wrong book altogether The story may seem cheery at first when the Baudelaire children spend time in the company of some interesting reptiles and a giddy uncle but don t be fooled If you know anything at all about the unlucky Baudelaire children you already know that even pleasant events lead down the same road to misery br br In fact within the pages you now hold in your hands the three siblings endure a car accident a terrible odor a deadly serpent a long knife a large brass reading lamp and the appearance of a person they d hoped never to see again br br I am bound to record these tragic events but you are free to put this book back on the shelf and seek something lighter br br With all due respect br br Lemony Snicket