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Read online The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5).pdf PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5) Violet Klaus and Sunny are at first optimistic attending school is a welcome change for the book loving trio and the academy is allegedly safe from the dreaded Count Olaf who is after their fortune .

Dear Reader .

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school look elsewhere Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire arc intelligent and resourceful children and you might expect that they would do very well at school Don t For the Baudelaires school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives .

Truth be told within the chapters that make up this dreadful story the children will face snapping crabs strict punishments dripping fungus comprehensive exams violin recitals S O R E and the metric system .

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters but you may be more comfortable getting a good night s sleep In that case you should probably choose some other book .

With all due respect Lemony Snicket by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist

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The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
Title:The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
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Number of Pages:221
Category:fiction, young-adult, childrens, fantasy
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Dear Reader br br I m sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels One might say they are magnets for misfortune br br In this short book alone the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast br br It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thing br br With all due respect br i Lemony Snicket i, p i Dear Reader i p p If you have just picked up this book then it is not too late to put it back down Like the previous books in A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery despair and discomfort and you still have time to choose something else to read p p Within the chapters of this story Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase a red herring some friends in a dire situation three mysterious initials a liar with an evil scheme a secret passageway and parsley soda p p I have sworn to write down these tales of the Baudelaire orphans so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them but if you decide to read something else instead you will save yourself from a heapful of horror and woe p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p, In the continuing appalling tales of the Baudelaire siblings the children are on the run having been falsely accused of murder so they hide in the carnival as part of Madame Lulu s House of Freaks Ages br br Everybody loves a carnival Who can fail to delight in the colorful people the unworldly spectacle the fabulous freaks A carnival is a place for good family fun as long as one has a family that is For the Baudelaire orphans their time at a carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events In fact in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket s serial the siblings must confront a terrible lie an ambidextrous person a caravan and Chabo the wolf baby, Dear Reader br br You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake so please put it down Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V F D has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows an angry mob a newspaper headline the arrest of innocent people the Deluxe Cell and some very strange hats It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children s lives and write them all down but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing such as reading another book instead br br With all due respect br br i Lemony Snicket i